Feets Don’t Fail Me Now

Still, I will Never Wear Skechers

If you’re a black person, that headline could be a little cringe, since it’s a saying popularized by African-American actor Lincoln Theodore Monroe Andrew Perry, better known as Stepin Fetchit, who played a slow, dim-witted character, modeled after minstrel show actors.

But it’s actually how I feel because once you get to the 55-year-old mark, your feet …